SEPTEMBER 15, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Perelman Arts Center Opens at Ground Zero. Impact: The opening of the Arts Center at Ground Zero inspired a global trend of artistic healing, leading to future generations believing that if you throw enough glitter at a tragedy, it might just stick.. Fact: Cynthia Erivo sang so beautifully that a pigeon wept in the audience. True story—pigeons are known for their emotional depth..
• Headline: Ireland's 10 Billion Euro Dilemma. Impact: Ireland's fiscal headache sparked a decades-long debate about whether to invest in public welfare or luxury condos. Spoiler alert: It leaned toward luxury, leading to a future of more ‘posh’ potholes.. Fact: 10 billion euros is roughly the cost of a single round of drinks in Dublin's trendiest bars. Cheers!.
• Headline: Underground Economy of New York Migrants. Impact: The underground economy of migrants using illegal mopeds and fake names eventually led to the rise of an entirely new genre of reality TV: 'Mopeds & Mayhem: The Struggle is Real.'. Fact: In the underground economy, the only thing more common than fake names is the phrase 'I definitely have my papers.'.
• Headline: The Latest Cool Amenity? A Name Brand. How About Porsche?. Impact: The trend of luxury branded condos led to a bizarre future where people began to buy homes based solely on the car brand attached, effectively creating a new form of social status: 'I live in a Porsche.'. Fact: In Miami, a car elevator is not just a luxury; it's a status symbol so elevated, it makes actual elevators feel like public transportation..