AUGUST 6, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Summer Camp's New Approach to Mental Health. Impact: If only summer camps had realized that adding therapy would cause a nationwide trend where every kid turns into an aspiring therapist by college. Soon, we'll have 30-year-olds holding group therapy sessions at the grocery store.. Fact: Campfires now come with a side of cognitive behavioral therapy. Who knew s'mores could be so therapeutic?.
• Headline: Labor Tensions Rise in Auto Industry Transition. Impact: The automakers' labor showdown is like a reality TV show where instead of roses, they hand out electric cars. Get ready for 'The Bachelor: UAW Edition,' where contracts are the ultimate prize.. Fact: The last time labor negotiations were this intense, they were fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza in the break room. Spoiler: it was the union leader..
• Headline: Schumer Wields Political Heft in Bid for New York Chips Funds. Impact: Schumer's quest for New York chips funding may lead to a future where all of our devices are powered by New York-grown potato chips. Who wouldn't want to binge-watch their favorite series while snacking on microchips?. Fact: Chips in New York are now more valuable than gold. Just wait until they start trading on Wall Street!.
• Headline: Eight Months Pregnant and Arrested After False Facial Recognition Match. Impact: The wrongful arrest of Porcha Woodruff due to facial recognition technology could lead to a future where everyone uses a mask just to avoid being misidentified. Welcome to the era of 'who are you today?'. Fact: Facial recognition technology: because nothing says 'trustworthy' like a computer mistaking you for a car thief while you're just trying to enjoy a quiet evening at home..