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- Headline: Trump Dominates G.O.P. Polls Amid Legal Challenges. Impact: Trump's dominance in the primaries causes a ripple effect where future politicians start wearing bright red ties as a desperate attempt to channel his charisma—spoiler: it doesn't work.. Fact: Did you know that in the world of politics, the phrase 'twice-indicted' is just a fancy way of saying 'I’m absolutely killing it at being controversial'?.
- Headline: F.B.I. Cuts Ties Over Spy Tool Controversy. Impact: The FBI's cancellation of the spy tool contract leads to an underground market for surveillance gadgets, where tech-savvy hipsters start selling 'vintage' spy tools from the 90s at hipster flea markets.. Fact: Did you know that this inquiry could have been avoided if the FBI had just Googled 'how to not get caught spying'?.