JULY 13, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Hollywood Strikes: Actors and Writers Unite. Impact: This strike prompts a global renaissance in underground theater, where actors and writers perform in basements for potatoes. Eventually, potato-based currency becomes the new norm.. Fact: Fun fact: The last time Hollywood came to a standstill, it was due to a massive shortage of avocado toast. Priorities, people!.
• Headline: The Martini Has Lost Its Mind. Impact: The martini’s descent into madness sparks a global cocktail renaissance where drinks are served with a side of existential dread and philosophical debates.. Fact: Did you know that the first recorded martini was made in the 1860s? Back then, they didn’t even need squid ink to have a good time..
• Headline: Banana Republic Wants to Outfit Your Home, Too. Impact: Banana Republic's venture into home goods accidentally leads to a fashion revolution where couches become the new runway. Soon, everyone is strutting their stuff on furniture.. Fact: Did you know that Banana Republic originally started as a clothing store for explorers? Now they’re just exploring the depths of your living room..