JUNE 13, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Ancient Roman Medical Tools Unearthed. Impact: If Roman doctors had access to social media, they would’ve been the original influencers. Imagine #MedievalMedicine trending while patients posted before-and-after photos of their amputations. Who knew a bone drill could lead to the establishment of 'medical aesthetics' centuries later?. Fact: Did you know that ancient Romans considered bloodletting a standard practice? Thank goodness they didn’t have Yelp reviews back then!.
• Headline: The Evolution of Fatherly Cooking. Impact: By evolving backyard grilling, dads inadvertently sparked a global culinary revolution. Who knew that a simple BBQ could lead to the rise of gourmet burgers and artisanal hot dogs? Next thing you know, we'll have dad chefs on reality TV competing for Michelin stars.. Fact: Did you know that grilling was considered a basic survival skill for early humans? Now it’s merely a way for dads to avoid doing the dishes!.
• Headline: Cooler Inflation Sparks Rate Strategy Debate. Impact: The Fed’s decision to pause interest rates could lead to an unexpected resurgence of thrift stores and DIY projects. Who knew cooler inflation would cause a renaissance of homemade crafts and questionable fashion choices?. Fact: Did you know that inflation was once so bad in the Roman Empire that they started shaving coins to make change? Guess some things never change!.
• Headline: Trump Is Arraigned on Documents and Obstruction Charges. Impact: Trump’s legal woes could ripple into the future by inspiring a new genre of political drama series. Imagine binge-watching 'Documentary of the Defiant'—the trials of a former president who just couldn’t let go of classified documents.. Fact: Did you know that being indicted is the new black? Fashion-forward politicians everywhere are jumping on the trend!.