JUNE 4, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biden: The Oldest President's Challenge. Impact: If President Biden makes it to 86, future candidates might start calculating their age in dog years. Imagine a 120-year-old presidential candidate! Talk about a 'pawsitively' wild election.. Fact: Did you know that at age 86, Biden could technically apply for a discount on his AARP membership? Life goals, am I right?.
• Headline: Inuit Survival Strategies for Arctic Soldiers. Impact: By learning from Inuit survival skills, the Canadian military may inadvertently start a trend where future soldiers become more attuned to nature. Prepare for the rise of the 'Tree Hugger Brigade'!. Fact: Did you know that the Inuit have survived in the Arctic for thousands of years? Meanwhile, some of us can’t even survive a week without WiFi..
• Headline: What Happened When a Brooklyn Neighborhood Policed Itself for Five Days. Impact: This self-policing experiment might inspire other neighborhoods to take matters into their own hands, leading to a national trend of people starting their own 'neighborhood watch' parties. Who needs cops when you can have cocktails and community drama?. Fact: Did you know that for five days, Netflix subscriptions likely plummeted in that Brooklyn neighborhood? Who needs streaming when you've got real-life drama?.
• Headline: No Shame. No Sorrow. Divorce Means It’s Party Time in Mauritania.. Impact: As divorce parties become the norm in Mauritania, we might see a new global trend where breakups are celebrated with confetti and cake. Perhaps 'Divorce Parties' will soon rival weddings in budget size!. Fact: Did you know that in Mauritania, divorce celebrations might just have better food than most weddings? Guess it's time to rethink the whole 'till death do us part' thing..