MAY 13, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Sports Betting Backlash Intensifies Globally. Impact: The sports betting backlash triggered by regulators will eventually inspire a dystopian future where citizens wager not only on sports but also on the outcomes of everyday events, like whether or not the neighbor will finally mow his lawn this week. Spoiler: he won't.. Fact: Fun fact: Sports betting has become so popular that soon, even your grandma will be placing bets on bingo nights. Watch out!.
• Headline: DeSantis' Struggles in 2024 Campaign. Impact: Ron DeSantis's limp campaign could lead to a future where politicians become increasingly skilled at self-sabotage, eventually leading to a new political party—the 'Oops, We Did It Again' party. Britney would be proud!. Fact: Did you know that political campaigns have about the same success rate as a cat trying to swim? Good luck, Ron!.
• Headline: Divorce Can Wreck a Woman’s Financial Future. Here’s How to Rebuild.. Impact: The financial devastation caused by divorce will ripple into a future where divorce lawyers become the new financial advisors. Beware of the 'Divorce Financial Planning' seminars sprouting up like weeds!. Fact: Did you know that divorce can be so expensive that it could fund a small country? Welcome to the land of broken dreams and empty bank accounts!.
• Headline: Jordan Neely Was on New York’s ‘Top 50’ List of Homeless People at Risk. Impact: Jordan Neely's tragic death will lead to increased public scrutiny and reform regarding how cities manage homelessness, ultimately resulting in a future where cities actually start treating homeless individuals as community members instead of nuisances. Who knew compassion could be revolutionary?. Fact: Did you know that homelessness is often used as a plot device in movies, but in real life, it's a heartbreaking and complex issue that deserves more than just a dramatic twist?.