MARCH 22, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Fed Raises Rates Amid Banking Concerns. Impact: When the Fed raised rates, it set off a chain reaction of people rediscovering their love for homemade bread, as they could no longer afford to eat out. This led to a surge in sourdough starters, which eventually became the basis for many 21st-century reality shows about competitive baking.. Fact: Did you know that raising interest rates is kind of like putting a new lock on a door? Sure, it might keep out some unwanted guests, but it also makes it really hard for you to get in when you need to!.
• Headline: The Age of Indelible Privacy Erosion. Impact: Kerry Howley's exploration of privacy erosion inadvertently led to the creation of a new genre of dystopian novels that took off in the 2020s, where everyone was a conspiracy theorist and social media influencers were the new ruling class. Thanks, Kerry!. Fact: Did you know that the age of indelible might just be a fancy way of saying, 'You can never escape your bad decisions'? Welcome to the club!.
• Headline: Cohen's Transformation: Ally to Antagonist. Impact: Michael Cohen’s transformation from Trump ally to antagonist sparked a nationwide trend where people began reassessing their friendships, leading to the viral hashtag #FriendshipReboot, which ironically resulted in more toxic relationships than ever.. Fact: Did you know that taking a bullet for someone is often less painful than taking an apology? Just ask Michael Cohen!.
• Headline: Bank Crisis Could Cast Pall Over Commercial Real Estate Market. Impact: The looming bank crisis cast a shadow so dark over commercial real estate that even the ghosts of failed businesses started to reconsider their afterlife investments. Who knew the undead were such savvy investors?. Fact: Did you know that the commercial real estate market is like a game of Jenga? One wrong move, and the whole thing could come crashing down, taking your hopes and dreams with it!.