MARCH 16, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Harder They Come Stage Review. Impact: If only the reggae beat had been more catchy, perhaps it would have inspired a worldwide dance revolution. Instead, it just left audiences wondering why they paid for tickets to witness innocence crumble under the weight of a subpar stage adaptation. The butterfly flaps its wings and suddenly, no one wants to see musicals anymore.. Fact: The original film starred Jimmy Cliff, who somehow managed to be both a reggae legend and a movie star—talk about a plot twist!.
• Headline: Impact of Covid on Pregnant Women's Health. Impact: The spike in pregnant women's deaths due to COVID-19 might just have led to an underground movement of pregnant women forming secret societies to share tips on avoiding hospital visits. Who knew a virus could create a new breed of maternal guerrilla warfare?. Fact: Pregnancy has always been risky, but who knew it would become a competitive sport during a pandemic? Talk about adding pressure!.
• Headline: As Plundered Items Return to Wounded Knee, Decisions Await. Impact: The return of cultural items to Wounded Knee might just inspire a trend where other historically plundered artifacts are also returned, leading to a worldwide 'give it back' movement. Imagine a future where museums are just empty buildings with 'sorry' signs!. Fact: Wounded Knee has been a symbol of resistance for generations; returning these items is like returning a lost puppy to its rightful owner—only with way more historical significance..