MARCH 12, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Fox News Faces Legal Challenges Ahead. Impact: If only Fox's internal messages had been made public during the signing of the Declaration of Independence, maybe the Founding Fathers would have had a reality show instead of a revolution. Imagine the spin-offs!. Fact: Did you know that the average person spends approximately 7 years of their life watching Fox News? That’s a lot of time to hear opinions disguised as facts!.
• Headline: The Rise of Accessible Deepfake Technology. Impact: As deepfake technology spreads like a bad rumor, future historians may trace the decline of trust in media back to this moment, leading to a world where everyone believes they’re the star of their own reality show – spoiler alert: they’re not.. Fact: Did you know that deepfakes can be so realistic that you could convince your grandma you’re a famous celebrity? Just don’t expect her to stop sending you her famous cookie recipes..
• Headline: Bank Closures and Deposit Protection Measures. Impact: This event could lead to a future where banks are just community jars where everyone keeps their loose change – because who needs a bank when you have an old pickle jar and a dream?. Fact: Did you know that the FDIC was created in 1933 in response to the Great Depression? So, it’s basically the government saying, 'We promise, your money is safer with us than under your mattress.'.
• Headline: Spiraling Dispute With Star Host Puts BBC’s Reputation on the Line. Impact: This incident may lead to a future where all news is delivered by animated cats to ensure neutrality – because who wouldn’t trust a cat to deliver the news?. Fact: Did you know that the BBC has been around since 1922? That’s over a century of telling people what to think while they sip their tea!.