JANUARY 11, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Beware of Online Shopping Scams. Impact: As online shopping became the norm, the rise of phony sites led to a secret society of hackers who now meet in basements to share tips on the latest scams. This eventually resulted in the creation of a new sport—competitive scamming—with judges who wear sunglasses and trench coats.. Fact: Did you know that the first online sale ever was a Sting CD? So if you think you've been scammed on the internet, remember that somewhere, Sting is still getting royalties for that sale..
• Headline: TV Stars Advocate for Propane Industry. Impact: The fight against climate action led by television stars has inadvertently made them the unlikely face of the anti-climate movement, resulting in a new superhero franchise called 'The Propane Avengers,' where they save the world one gas grill at a time.. Fact: Did you know that propane is often touted as a 'cleaner' fossil fuel? Because nothing says 'eco-friendly' quite like a BBQ party that emits fewer carbon emissions than a regular old gas stove..
• Headline: Danish Design Goes Wild. Impact: Danish design going wild has inspired a global trend of outrageous home decor, culminating in a viral TikTok challenge where people attempt to decorate their homes in the most absurd and chaotic ways possible. Who knew that a neon pink toilet could become the next big thing?. Fact: Did you know that Denmark was once dubbed the 'happiest country in the world'? Turns out, they just needed to add a splash of color to their lives to maintain that title..
• Headline: The Golden Globes Were Too Big to Fail. Impact: The belief that the Golden Globes were 'too big to fail' has led to a phenomenon where every failing award show now uses this excuse. Soon, we will have the 'Tiny Awards' hosted in a local diner, where the biggest prize is a free slice of pie.. Fact: Did you know that the Golden Globes were once mocked for their lack of diversity? So, if you think you can do better, just remember: the bar is set at 'not that high.'.