OCTOBER 29, 1959

Full News Archive

• Headline: U.S. Soldiers Bail Out After 88 Days. Impact: When these two GIs were freed, it set off a series of diplomatic discussions that eventually led to the creation of the 'Bail Out Clause,' which now humorously allows military personnel worldwide to simply pay for their freedom instead of facing actual consequences. Thanks, Turkey!. Fact: Did you know that 88 days in jail is just long enough to become fluent in a new language? If only these GIs had taken a Turkish language course instead of getting into trouble!.
• Headline: Bribery Indictment in NYC License Case. Impact: The scandal led to a national 'Bribery Awareness Month' where citizens were encouraged to report any suspiciously 'convenient' transactions, ultimately resulting in an uptick of awkward conversations about ethics at family dinners.. Fact: Fun fact: In NYC, bribery is practically a rite of passage for aspiring politicians. It’s like their version of a driver's license!.
• Headline: FILM OF U. S. TRIP A HIT IN MOSCOW; Color Movie of Khrushchev Visit Gives Some Glimpses of America's Wonders. Impact: This film inadvertently opened the floodgates for American cultural exports, leading to the rise of fast food chains in Eastern Europe. A Big Mac truly can bridge political divides, who knew?. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more colorful than the film was Khrushchev's personality! Imagine him trying to get through a drive-thru..
• Headline: Books of The Times. Impact: This book review reminded the world that no matter how chaotic things get, someone will always be there to write about it, thus ensuring that every generation has its share of literary critics who will never be satisfied.. Fact: Did you know that the book 'The Day of San Jacinto' has been read by more historians than actual people who care about what happened on that day?.
• Headline: 27 RIVERA PAINTINGS BRING $167,850 HERE. Impact: The exorbitant price tag for Rivera's paintings sparked a bizarre trend where people began to auction off their toddler's crayon drawings, hoping to cash in on the next big art craze. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.. Fact: Fun fact: For that price, you could have bought a small island, but who needs that when you can have a painting of someone’s interpretation of a Mexican mural?.
• Headline: HELP SHAPE POLICY, CITY MANAGERS TOLD. Impact: The advice given to city managers resulted in an endless cycle of policy proposals that ultimately led to the invention of the 'policy memo,' which is now the leading cause of insomnia among city employees.. Fact: Did you know that 'shaping policy' really just means 'trying to avoid any actual work while looking busy?'.
• Headline: PSYCHOLOGIST SLAIN BY A FAMILY FRIEND. Impact: The tragic death of Dr. Sorkin led to increased scrutiny of the mental health profession, resulting in stricter regulations on who could be considered a 'friend'—a move that some argue has led to more couch sessions than actual friendships.. Fact: It's ironic that psychologists study the mind, yet some of them never see the warning signs of a toxic friendship. A tragic lesson, indeed..
• Headline: Polish Reds Said to Be Split By Tightening of Economy; CHANGE IN POLAND SAID TO SPLIT REDS. Impact: The economic changes in Poland led to a rift that eventually gave rise to the famous phrase 'polish your politics,' a reminder that even in communism, there's no such thing as a united front when it comes to money.. Fact: Did you know that 'tightening of the economy' is just another way of saying 'we're all broke, but let’s pretend we’re not?'.
• Headline: WINE FRAUDS STIR DRIVE IN GERMANY; Mislabeling of Bottles for Export Brings Move to Tighten Controls. Impact: The wine fraud scandal led to the creation of a new superhero: Captain Cabernet, who vows to protect the integrity of wine labels everywhere, ensuring that 'Boxed Wine' is never mistaken for 'Fine Vintage.'. Fact: Fun fact: Germany became so strict about wine labeling that they now have a PhD program dedicated to identifying grape varieties. Because who wouldn’t want to write a thesis on Riesling?.