APRIL 22, 2025

Full News Archive

• Headline: Floyd Collins: A Cave Drama Unveiled. Impact: If Collins hadn't been trapped, Broadway might not have discovered the niche market of 'tragedy in a cave' musicals. Who knew that getting stuck underground could lead to a theatrical renaissance? Next stop: 'Bottled Up in a Basement: The Musical.'. Fact: Did you know that if you scream loud enough in a cave, you might just summon a Broadway producer? Just don’t expect them to rescue you..
• Headline: The Legacy of Pope Francis. Impact: With Francis gone, the Vatican might just have to hire a new PR team. Who knew that promoting peace and kindness could be so hard? This could lead to a resurgence of the 'bad boy' popes. Watch out, church, the leather jackets are coming back!. Fact: Did you know that popes have been known to reign for decades? Maybe they should start offering lifetime contracts—just a thought..
• Headline: Tragic Failures at Timberline Knolls Center. Impact: This tragedy exposed the cracks in mental health care, leading to a future where mental health centers might actually prioritize patient care over profits. What a revolutionary thought! Next, they may even consider hiring more than one therapist for an entire facility.. Fact: It’s shocking to think that mental health centers might skimp on staffing. Because, you know, people tend to get better when there's less help available!.
• Headline: A Picasso Show From Pablo’s Daughter. Impact: Paloma Picasso's exhibition could spark a trend of artists’ children curating their parents’ work, leading to bizarre shows like 'Van Gogh's Kids: A Sunflower Showcase.' Prepare for a world where every famous artist's offspring suddenly thinks they have a calling.. Fact: Did you know that Picasso had a total of four children? Imagine the family reunions—one artistic masterpiece after another, along with a lot of sibling rivalry!.