APRIL 18, 2025

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Tuna Fight Club Phenomenon. Impact: After the tuna fight club hype, a global trend emerged where people began to pit their pets against each other in bizarre competitions, leading to the rise of 'Pet Fight Clubs'—thankfully, only in the digital realm.. Fact: Fun fact: 'Tuna Fight Club' was actually inspired by a misheard lyric from a pop song. Just wait until the 'Pasta Rave' becomes a thing..
• Headline: John Cena's Transition to Acting Villain. Impact: Cena's transition to acting sparked a wave of wrestlers believing they could also become Oscar winners, ultimately leading to a bizarre universe where The Rock is President and Hulk Hogan is a motivational speaker.. Fact: Did you know Cena actually has a secret superhero identity? Spoiler: It’s just him in a wrestling outfit, but with a cape and bad puns..
• Headline: Meat Is Back, on Plates and in Politics. Impact: With the resurgence of meat, BBQ joints multiplied, leading to intense debates over the best burger—resulting in a new political party: the 'Grill and Thrill Party.' The platform? Unlimited ketchup and pickles.. Fact: Did you know that meat once had its own reality show? It was called 'Survivor: BBQ Edition' and the first contestant was a steak who didn’t know what hit it..
• Headline: Google Makes History With Rapid-Fire Antitrust Losses. Impact: After losing antitrust cases, Google realized it could just start a new search engine called 'Not Google,' which became wildly popular for being the 'cool alternative.' It also led to a sudden demand for 'Not Google' merchandise.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'monopoly' was actually invented during a family game night gone horribly wrong? Thanks, Uncle Bob..