MARCH 19, 2025

Full News Archive

• Headline: J.F.K. Documents Spark Ongoing Controversy. Impact: J.F.K.'s assassination not only changed the course of American politics but also inspired a slew of conspiracy theories so elaborate that they could be made into a Netflix series. Who knew that shooting a president would lead to so many armchair detectives and endless rabbit holes?. Fact: Did you know that after his assassination, J.F.K.'s popularity skyrocketed to levels only matched by a pop star with a scandal? Just goes to show, nothing sells like tragedy!.
• Headline: Andrew Scotts’ Solo Performance of Vanya. Impact: Andrew Scott's solo performance in 'Vanya' may have sparked a renaissance of one-man shows, leading to a future where every actor feels the need to tackle Shakespeare alone—because who needs a cast when you have an inflated ego?. Fact: Fun fact: Chekhov originally wrote 'Vanya' as a group project, but Andrew Scott just couldn't wait for anyone else to show up..
• Headline: Alison Krauss Revives Union Station's Spirit. Impact: Alison Krauss finding her lost song could be the catalyst for countless other musicians to reunite their long-lost bands, leading to a 2020s revival of 90s groups who never quite 'got over' their breakup. Get ready for a new wave of awkward reunions!. Fact: Did you know that Union Station has been around longer than some of its fans? That’s right, they’re bringing the nostalgia while the rest of us are stuck in the present!.
• Headline: ‘Will I Lose My Job?’ Federal Workers Flock to Reddit for Answers.. Impact: The Reddit panic among federal workers could lead to a future where all major decisions are made in online forums, resulting in a dystopian world where Congress votes via meme and emojis. Welcome to democracy 2.0!. Fact: Did you know that Reddit is considered the 'front line' for government workers seeking solace? Because nothing says job security like a meme about your impending unemployment!.
• Headline: With Orders, Investigations and Innuendo, Trump and G.O.P. Aim to Cripple the Left. Impact: Trump and the G.O.P. targeting the left could be seen as the start of a political tug-of-war that leads to a future where the political landscape is so divided that the only bipartisan agreement is on pizza toppings.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more scrutinized than Trump's orders are the leftovers in his fridge? Spoiler alert: they're just as controversial!.