FEBRUARY 18, 2025

Full News Archive

• Headline: Hochul Discusses Adams' Leadership Crisis. Impact: Mayor Adams' crisis could lead to a reality TV show titled 'Survivor: NYC Edition', where contestants compete for the title of 'Best Deputy Mayor' while navigating the treacherous waters of local politics.. Fact: Did you know that New York City mayors have historically had a 'crisis buffet'? They can choose from various crises, but it seems Adams picked the 'deputy mayors leaving' entree!.
• Headline: Art Adviser. Friend. Thief.. Impact: Lisa Schiff's art theft may have led to a resurgence in DIY art projects, as anxious collectors start painting their own masterpieces at home to avoid getting swindled by 'friends' with a penchant for kleptomania.. Fact: Did you know that buying art from a friend can be a slippery slope? One minute you're discussing colors, and the next, they're discussing prison time!.
• Headline: As Trump ‘Exports’ Deportees, Hundreds Are Trapped in Panama Hotel. Impact: The situation with deportees stuck in Panama could lead to an experimental reality show where contestants try to survive in a hotel with limited Wi-Fi while debating their next move in international relations.. Fact: Did you know that Panama's hotel management probably has a secret training program for dealing with unexpected guests? 'Welcome to our lovely establishment; now, please sign this waiver!'.