FEBRUARY 6, 2025

Full News Archive

• Headline: Celebrating Dance Icons Through Humor. Impact: Gattelli's love letters may have inspired dancers to start writing poetry, which led to an underground movement of dance-poets. In the future, we might have interpretive poetry slams—because who doesn’t love a good cringe?. Fact: Fun fact: Christopher Gattelli once tried to teach a robot to dance. The robot succeeded, and now it’s auditioning for Broadway roles..
• Headline: Superdome: New Orleans' Iconic Landmark. Impact: As the Superdome turned 50, every birthday party in the future started to involve inflatable domes. Soon, all family gatherings were held in makeshift Superdomes, leading to a national shortage of helium.. Fact: Did you know that the Superdome once hosted a wrestling match between a bear and a man in a suit? Spoiler alert: The bear won, and the man never lived it down..
• Headline: Connecting With Nature to Celebrate Black History Month. Impact: Encouraging Black people to spend time outdoors could lead to a massive uprising against indoor living, causing a resurgence of wild camping and the downfall of Netflix. The future could be filled with campfires and bad acoustic guitar.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'outdoor enthusiast' was once used to describe someone who merely opened a window? Times have changed, I guess..
• Headline: Caspar David Friedrich: A Solitary Wanderer Finding His Way in the Fog. Impact: Friedrich's exhibition might inspire a future generation of artists to only paint while lost in fog, leading to a new trend of 'Fog Art' that would baffle art critics everywhere. Get ready for a lot of gray, folks.. Fact: Caspar David Friedrich once painted a landscape so beautiful that nature itself cried. Literally. It poured for days..