DECEMBER 27, 2024

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• Headline: E.P.A. Ignored Toxicity Risks of Fertilizer. Impact: This event set off a chain reaction that ultimately led to a global movement against synthetic chemicals, which somehow culminated in today's obsession with organic kale smoothies. Thanks, 3M!. Fact: Did you know that 'forever chemicals' are so persistent in the environment that they could outlast your worst ex? Talk about a lasting relationship!.
• Headline: A Decade of U.S.-Cuba Relations. Impact: Cuba's lost hope led to a resurgence in the popularity of vintage Che Guevara t-shirts, which, despite being made in sweatshops, somehow make hipsters feel revolutionary.. Fact: Ten years can really change a relationship; just ask any couple that decided to start a podcast together!.
• Headline: Eggers' Bold Take on Nosferatu. Impact: Eggers' take on 'Nosferatu' inspired a new wave of vampire films that are now required to include either a tragic backstory or a TikTok dance. Because who doesn't love a good existential crisis with their bloodsucking?. Fact: Fun fact: The original 'Nosferatu' was so scary that audiences fainted. Now, it just makes them want to write fan fiction..
• Headline: The Hottest Trend in Publishing: Books You Can Judge by Their Cover. Impact: The trend of judging books by their covers has escalated to people purchasing books solely for Instagram aesthetics, leading to an uptick in unread literature that could fill a library!. Fact: Did you know there are more books published each year than there are likely readers? At this rate, soon we'll be judging authors by their covers too!.