DECEMBER 18, 2024

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• Headline: Heir's Fight for 7-Eleven's Future. Impact: This $50 billion family feud could lead to a new reality show called 'Keeping Up with the 7-Elevens,' featuring dramatic confrontations over Slurpee flavors and dramatic stakes involving hot dog rolling competitions.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more complicated than family business dynamics is a family reunion planning committee. Spoiler alert: both end in chaos..
• Headline: What Is a New York Movie? In 2024, the Definition Changed.. Impact: The redefinition of a 'New York Movie' in 2024 could lead to an influx of films that feature more hipsters than plot, leaving future generations wondering if New York was ever about anything other than artisanal coffee and existential crises.. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'New York Movie' used to mean something entirely different before hipsters arrived. Now, it's basically any film where the characters spend more time in cafes than actually doing anything productive..