NOVEMBER 20, 2024

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring 'Swept Away' on Broadway. Impact: If only the shipwrecked crew had known that their tragic tale would inspire countless memes about people being 'lost at sea'—it's like they created a new genre of existential comedy.. Fact: Did you know that shipwrecks can lead to some of the most inspirational quotes? 'When life gives you lemons, build a raft!'.
• Headline: Northeast Wildfire Preparedness. Impact: The Northeast entering its 'Wildfire Era' might just lead to an unexpected trend of urbanites trading their lattes for survival kits. Next thing you know, it's hip to be prepared for the apocalypse.. Fact: You know you're in trouble when your biggest concern is wildfires and not the fact that your avocado toast costs $15..
• Headline: Premiere of 'Rust' Honors Fallen Cinematographer. Impact: The premiere of 'Rust' might just be the event that leads to stricter movie set regulations. In a few decades, we might see the rise of 'safe set' certification, complete with adorable stickers.. Fact: Fun fact: Cinematography festivals are the only places where people applaud more for lighting than for actual human achievements..
• Headline: The N.Y.C. Region Is Dry and on Fire. Here’s How to Help.. Impact: As residents in NYC scramble to conserve water, this may spark a new trend of hipster water conservation competitions. Who knew drought could lead to the next big thing in Instagram challenges?. Fact: It's ironic that New York, known for its iconic water towers, now has to remind people that water is a precious resource. Next step: 'Save Water, Drink Cocktails'..
• Headline: How Google Spent 15 Years Creating a Culture of Concealment. Impact: Google's culture of concealment might inadvertently lead to a future where every tech company has a secretive motto: 'If you can't hide it, spin it!' The age of corporate drama is just beginning.. Fact: Did you know that if you type 'how to hide things from your boss' into Google, it suggests 'how to write a resignation letter' instead? Really makes you think..