OCTOBER 16, 2024

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Threats to Political Rivals Explained. Impact: If Trump had succeeded in turning the military on his opponents, we'd probably be living in a dystopian reality show where every episode ends with a twist of 'Who gets voted off the planet?'. Fact: In a shocking twist, the military has never been a fan of reality TV, despite all the drama..
• Headline: Shadow War Over Brooklyn Botanic Garden. Impact: If the high-rise had been built, we could have been living in a world where Instagram influencers were taking shadow selfies to protest the loss of botanical beauty. Talk about a foliage faux pas!. Fact: Turns out, plants are not huge fans of shadows. Who knew? They just want to soak up the sun without interference from 14-story concrete giants..
• Headline: Small-Town Pennsylvania Is Changing, and Democrats See Opportunity. Impact: If Democrats seize the opportunity in small-town Pennsylvania, we might soon see a new reality show: 'Amish vs. Democrats: The Ultimate Bake-Off'. Spoiler alert: the pies win.. Fact: Lancaster County is known for its Amish communities, but little do people know, they also have a secret talent for making political campaigns disappear like magic..