OCTOBER 13, 2024

Full News Archive

• Headline: Filmed in New York: Tax Incentive Challenges. Impact: If only taxi drivers hadn't taken a long coffee break during filming, perhaps the indie film revolution would have been delayed by decades. Imagine a world where 'The Blair Witch Project' was just 'The Blair Wish Project' because no one could get to the woods.. Fact: Did you know that in the 90s, New York City had more independent films than taxis? Just kidding, but it sure felt that way..
• Headline: Winnie Greco's Controversial Ties to China. Impact: Winnie Greco’s connections to China could have sparked a secret international spy network. Who knows? Maybe the next Cold War involves superfundraisers instead of spies in trench coats.. Fact: Did you know that Eric Adams is actually a time traveler? That explains why he keeps picking advisers with ties to previous eras..
• Headline: Can the Government Get People to Have More Babies?. Impact: If Japan's baby-boosting initiatives had worked, the world might have seen a baby boom that would lead to an excessive number of diaper commercials, causing a global shortage of baby wipes and an economic crisis in the sanitation industry.. Fact: Did you know that 'Baby Shark' was actually created as part of a government initiative? Just kidding, but it definitely feels like it with all the baby-making pressure!.
• Headline: ‘Saturday Night Live’ and the Underappreciated Influence of Carol Burnett. Impact: By neglecting to mention Carol Burnett, the film may unintentionally spark a dramatic reenactment of her life story that overshadows 'Saturday Night Live.' This could lead to a 'Burnett-verse' where every sketch show must include a tribute to her.. Fact: Did you know that Carol Burnett could make a room laugh just by walking in? No joke, she’s like the human version of a stand-up comedy special!.