JULY 25, 2024

Full News Archive

• Headline: Biden Supports Young Leadership Transition. Impact: Biden stepping aside led to a surge in TikTok dance challenges among politicians, proving that age is just a number when it comes to embarrassing yourself online.. Fact: Did you know that 'fresh, younger voice' is just politician-speak for 'let's see if we can make a meme out of this'?.
• Headline: London's Legacy of Sustainable Olympics. Impact: London's sustainable Olympics inspired future host cities to plant trees in their stadiums, leading to the world's first 'tree-hugging' sporting event, where spectators just sat around and meditated.. Fact: Fun fact: The only sustainable thing about the Olympics is the number of athletes who can't find a way to recycle their dreams after the games..
• Headline: In a World of Fast Fashion, They Take Pride in Taking Their Time. Impact: The resurgence of hand crafts led to a new social media trend where influencers compete to see who can knit the most impractical sweater, ultimately leading to a national shortage of wool.. Fact: Did you know that hand crafts are just a fancy way of saying 'I can't afford therapy, so I'm going to make a lopsided pot instead'?.