MARCH 30, 2024

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• Headline: Stork and Fisherman's Heartwarming Connection. Impact: If that stork hadn't landed on the fisherman's boat, who knows? Perhaps Turkey would have been overrun by fish-eating birds, sparking a national crisis of 'Stork vs. Fisherman' that would have led to a series of bizarre reality TV shows and endless debates on social media.. Fact: Storks are often associated with delivering babies, but in this case, they deliver wholesome entertainment. Who needs Netflix when you have a fisherman and a stork showing up every year?.
• Headline: S.M.U.'s Rise in College Sports. Impact: The resurrection of S.M.U. in college sports has led to a rise in under-the-table deals, which then inspired a new generation of students to believe they could pay their way to success—because why bother with hard work when you can just throw money at the problem?. Fact: Southern Methodist University was once banned from football for excessive rule-breaking, proving that if you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough in college sports. Go Mustangs!.