OCTOBER 19, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Javier Milei and His Cloned Companions. Impact: If Javier Milei becomes president thanks to his clones, we could see a future where political debates involve a panel of four-legged, furry companions giving their two cents. Argentina may turn into the first nation governed by a pack of dogs.. Fact: Did you know that Milei’s campaign slogan is 'Bark Your Vote'? Just kidding, but it should be!.
• Headline: Unraveling the Osage Murders on Screen. Impact: This film will undoubtedly spark a resurgence in interest in the Osage murders, leading to a wave of documentaries, books, and conspiracy theories about how Hollywood somehow knew all this was happening. Spoiler alert: they didn't.. Fact: Did you know that Leonardo DiCaprio has played so many tragic roles that his next movie will probably be just him sitting in silence, contemplating the world's woes?.
• Headline: ‘Golden Bachelor’ Brings Something New to the Mansion: Grief. Impact: This new angle in reality TV will lead to a surge in 'heartfelt' dating shows, where producers get bonus points for every tear shed. Soon, 'The Golden Bachelor' will be a blueprint for psychological warfare in entertainment.. Fact: Did you know that the 'Golden Bachelor' was originally going to be called 'The Silver Lining,' but they realized that was too optimistic?.
• Headline: An Industry Insider Drives an Open Alternative to Big Tech’s A.I.. Impact: As this nonprofit pushes for democratized AI, it could lead to a world where your toaster has a personality and can negotiate its own toast settings. Forget Skynet; we might be dealing with 'ToastyNet' instead.. Fact: Did you know that the last time someone tried to democratize technology, we ended up with social media? So, good luck with that!.