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HEADLINES ON July 11, 2023
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- Headline: U.S. Student Progress Stagnation Study. Impact: As students stagnate in their progress, they might eventually invent a new form of communication based solely on emojis and memes, leading to the downfall of the English language as we know it. Thanks, federal aid!. Fact: Did you know that if students spent as much time studying as they do on TikTok, the world would probably be filled with mini Einsteins? Alas, priorities..
- Headline: Mining Pollution Threatens U.S. Waters. Impact: As mining threatens U.S. waters, it could lead to an underground society of fish that develop advanced technology to fight back, eventually leading to a fish-led rebellion. Watch out for the Aquatic Avengers!. Fact: Did you know that fish are basically swimming in toxic soup thanks to our industrial practices? Bon appétit, if you like your seafood with a side of heavy metals!.