JUNE 10, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump Indicted for National Security Breach. Impact: If Trump hadn't misplaced those secret documents, perhaps we wouldn't be living in a timeline where everyone thinks 'classified' means 'anyone can read this if they have a Wi-Fi connection.' Future historians will likely blame this event for the subsequent rise of conspiracy theorists who think they can solve national security puzzles over coffee.. Fact: Did you know that the last time someone mishandled national secrets, it involved a famous blue dress? At least this time, there were no stains—just a really messy indictment..
• Headline: Trump's Legal Battles and Public Trust. Impact: In the grand scheme of history, Trump's case might just be the tipping point for future legal dramas, inspiring a new genre of courtroom reality shows where the stakes are high and the truth is still up for negotiation. Expect to see 'Law & Order: Former Presidents Unit' debuting in 2030.. Fact: Did you know the term 'law and order' has become so overused that it might as well be a drinking game? Take a shot every time someone says it, and you might just end up in the next trial yourself..
• Headline: Science Fiction From Latin America, With Zombie Dissidents and Aliens in the Amazon. Impact: This new wave of Latin American science fiction could inadvertently lead to a global zombie apocalypse where the only antidote is a deep understanding of local histories. Imagine, future historians will be trying to decipher if the 'zombie' was a metaphor for societal decay or just a really bad haircut.. Fact: Did you know that zombies were originally a metaphor for social issues? So, if you see one roaming the streets, it might just be your neighbor who forgot to pay their taxes..
• Headline: Inside the Hunt for the Idaho Killer. Impact: The hunt for the Idaho killer will likely set off a chain reaction of true crime documentaries and podcast series that turn every unsolved mystery into a binge-worthy series. In 50 years, people will be debating whether the killer's motives were more riveting than their favorite true crime show.. Fact: Did you know that forensic evidence has advanced so much that even your high school science project could be investigated for DNA? Just don't use your old lunch leftovers as evidence—they're not admissible in court..