MAY 27, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Stigma of Gig Economy Jobs. Impact: The rise of gig work led to the invention of the 'Uber-ly' excuse for not attending family functions; 'Sorry, I’m busy driving strangers around!' became the new 'I have a prior engagement.'. Fact: Did you know that gig workers now have to schedule their 'flexible' work around their cat's naptime? Because priorities!.
• Headline: Fox's Legal and Business Debacle Explained. Impact: Fox's legal debacle will be studied in future business schools as the ultimate guide on how to lose a fortune and your credibility in one fell swoop. Future CEOs will learn not to mess with facts... or math.. Fact: Fun fact: $787.5 million could buy you 787.5 million really bad decisions, or just one Fox News executive's lunch!.
• Headline: Reparations: A Political and Financial Dilemma. Impact: The reparations debate has triggered a time-traveling spiral where every politician now has to consult a psychic to gauge how to keep their voters happy without actually giving anyone money. Spoiler alert: it’s a mess.. Fact: Did you know that the word 'quandary' comes from the Latin for 'political hot potato'? I just made that up, but it sounds legit, right?.