MARCH 25, 2023

Full News Archive

• Headline: Remembering Gordon E. Moore. Impact: Moore's Law not only propelled tech forward but also led to a world where people can now argue over the best phone brand while standing in line for their overpriced lattes. The butterfly effect? More coffee shops and less actual deep conversations.. Fact: Did you know that Gordon E. Moore's prediction is so accurate that we now have smartphones more powerful than the computers that sent man to the moon? Just imagine if he had predicted flying cars instead..
• Headline: Twisted Nails Uncover Ancient Roman Beliefs. Impact: The discovery of these 'Dead Nails' has sparked a new trend in DIY burial decor. Who knew the afterlife could be so stylish? Next thing you know, there will be Instagram influencers promoting 'spooky chic' home decor.. Fact: Did you know that ancient Romans were the original goths? They clearly understood a thing or two about keeping spirits in check with a bit of metalwork, proving that even in death, style matters..
• Headline: The Largest Source of Stolen Guns? Parked Cars.. Impact: With the revelation that parked cars are the new wild west for gun theft, we're likely to see a future where cars come with built-in safes. Or, you know, people just might start locking their doors like it's 1999.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more common than stolen guns from parked cars is the number of people who still leave their wallets in plain sight? Maybe we should just start a campaign: 'Lock It or Lose It.'.
• Headline: The Key to Gerri on ‘Succession’? ‘Inside She’s a Nervous Wreck’. Impact: J. Smith-Cameron's performance has set the bar so high that future corporate lawyers might start taking acting classes instead of law courses. Who knew legal drama could lead to actual drama?. Fact: Did you know that J. Smith-Cameron’s character is essentially the embodiment of every office worker who has ever had to deal with corporate nonsense? Because nothing says 'I’m an expert' like rolling your eyes at the absurdity of it all..