DECEMBER 30, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Santos Under Fire for Campaign Finance Misuse. Impact: If Santos hadn't spent that money on 'rent', who knows? Maybe a small-town kid would have become the next big politician instead of a meme-worthy spectacle. But hey, at least we got a new definition of 'campaign finance'.. Fact: Did you know that the campaign finance system is basically a game of Monopoly, except the money is real and no one ever goes to jail for cheating?.
• Headline: Arielle Angel's Vision for Jewish Currents. Impact: Arielle Angel's magazine could be the spark that ignites a revolution among young thinkers. Or, you know, it could just end up as a coffee table book collecting dust. Time will tell!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing harder than getting a magazine published is getting someone to read it? Good luck, Arielle!.
• Headline: The Year the Long Stock Market Rally Ended. Impact: The end of the stock market rally might have inspired people to finally start saving their pennies instead of investing them in the next trending cryptocurrency. A financial revolution born out of despair!. Fact: Did you know that in 1929, people thought the stock market crash was just a 'bad hair day' for the economy? Spoiler alert: it wasn’t..
• Headline: A Housing Market Hangover. Impact: The housing market hangover could lead to a new trend in home décor: 'post-panic chic'. Homeowners might start embracing the chaos as a lifestyle choice. Cheers to mediocrity!. Fact: Did you know that economists can predict the housing market about as accurately as a weather forecast? Just grab your umbrella, just in case!.