DECEMBER 19, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Ayacucho Protest Tragedy and Mourning. Impact: If only the protesters had opted for a group hug instead of confrontation, perhaps the timeline would have shifted towards global peace activism, resulting in everyone wearing flower crowns and singing 'Kumbaya' instead of mourning. But alas, here we are.. Fact: 25 dead in a protest—definitely a reminder that the road to social change is as bumpy as a Peruvian mountain trail..
• Headline: Twitter Users Outraged Over Musk's Policies. Impact: Elon Musk’s Twitter antics may very well lead to the rise of a new social media platform where people communicate solely through interpretative dance and carrier pigeons. Can’t wait for the TikTok dances about it!. Fact: If Twitter ever becomes a museum, Mr. Musk might just be the most controversial exhibit! 'Enter at your own risk.'.
• Headline: Who Is Rep.-Elect George Santos? His Résumé May Be Largely Fiction.. Impact: George Santos’s fictional résumé could inspire a whole new genre of reality TV where contestants must fabricate their lives to win a cash prize. 'Who’s Lying? The Reality Show'—coming soon to a network near you!. Fact: If only there were a reality show called 'The Real Households of Fictional Resumes,' George Santos would be the star and the plot twist!.
• Headline: How Naming the James Webb Telescope Turned Into a Fight Over Homophobia. Impact: This naming controversy might spark a future where all scientific achievements are named after pop culture icons to avoid any semblance of discrimination. Imagine 'The Taylor Swift Telescope'—it would definitely shake it off in style!. Fact: Naming telescopes after people is a treacherous game. One misstep and you could end up with a 'Justin Bieber Black Hole'—not a place anyone wants to visit!.