DECEMBER 15, 2022

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• Headline: Inmates Award France's Literary Prize. Impact: This unique literary award inspired prisons worldwide to create their own literary prizes, leading to a spike in inmate authors. By 2035, the world's most dangerous authors were leading book clubs, giving new meaning to the phrase 'behind bars'.. Fact: Inmates picking their own book prize is a revolutionary concept! Because nothing says 'literary genius' like choosing between a prison escape tale and a cookbook for microwave meals..
• Headline: You Bought the Thing. Now You Regret the Thing.. Impact: The rise of buyer's remorse became so prevalent that it led to the creation of a new profession: 'Regret Counselors' who help clients cope with their impulsive purchases. In 2030, they had their own reality show, 'Buyers Be Aware'.. Fact: Did you know that buyer's remorse is like a hangover for your wallet? Only instead of tequila, you regret that 'must-have' inflatable hot tub you never used..
• Headline: Surviving 10 Hours and 32 Minutes at Bergdorf Goodman. Impact: Surviving a shopping spree at Bergdorf Goodman became a rite of passage, inspiring extreme shopping competitions. By 2030, contestants were known to train rigorously, leading to the rise of 'extreme retail therapy' as an Olympic sport.. Fact: Did you know that Bergdorf Goodman has so many salespeople that they could probably form their own mini-army? Just don’t ask them to help you find anything under $500!.