NOVEMBER 25, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring the Essence of Wine Bars. Impact: The rise of wine bars led to an unprecedented increase in grape-related puns in social media. This spiraled into the creation of a new language, 'Grapelish', which only the most sophisticated of wine aficionados can understand. It eventually becomes a secret code for hipsters.. Fact: Did you know that 'wine bar' is just a fancy term for 'place where you can judge people while getting tipsy'?.
• Headline: Review: At the Big Apple Circus, It’s a Family Affair. Impact: The Big Apple Circus's return to basics inspired a nationwide trend where families started to host their own backyard circuses, which resulted in a surge of untrained pets performing bizarre tricks, leading to the first Animal Circus Union being formed. It’s a wild ride!. Fact: Did you know that 'Dream Big' is actually a euphemism for 'please don’t hold your breath' when it comes to circus acts?.
• Headline: A Scruffy Guitar Shop Survives the Chelsea Hotel’s Chic Makeover. Impact: As the Chelsea Guitar Shop survived gentrification, it became a symbol of resistance against overpriced artisanal coffee shops. This sparked a cultural revolution, inspiring musicians to write songs about their local dive bars, which eventually leads to a Grammy category for 'Best Song About a Guitar Shop'.. Fact: Did you know that guitar shops are the adult equivalent of candy stores? Just with less sugar and more existential crises!.