NOVEMBER 18, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: New Student Debt Relief in Bankruptcy. Impact: If only student debt could be discharged as easily as the promises made during election campaigns. The ripple effect might just lead to a spontaneous revolution of educated millennials forming a band to sing about their plight... and we all know how that ends. Fact: Did you know that student debt in the U.S. is like an overcooked spaghetti? It's tangled, sticky, and nobody really knows how to get rid of it without making a mess.
• Headline: Empowering Twist on Shakespeare's Tragedy. Impact: This musical might just be the catalyst for Shakespeare to rise from the grave and start a TikTok account to promote his own plays, leading to a future where every tragedy ends with a catchy dance number. Fact: Fun fact: The original title for this musical was 'Romeo and Juliet: The Never-Ending Pop Remix.'.
• Headline: Taxing Windfall Profits: A Global Approach. Impact: Taxing oil profits could lead to a global shift where countries start taxing all kinds of profits, leading to a future where even your neighbor’s lemonade stand gets audited for 'excessive profit margins.'. Fact: Did you know that oil companies have made more money than most small countries? Maybe they should start sending relief checks to the rest of us, or at least free samples.
• Headline: N.Y. Democrats Blame Eric Adams for Election Losses. He Doesn’t Care.. Impact: Blaming Eric Adams for election losses might just set a new precedent: if you lose, simply point fingers until they become rubbery and wear out, leading to a world where accountability is just a game of hot potato. Fact: Did you know that in politics, blaming others is considered an Olympic sport? The medalists are usually the ones who never get caught.