NOVEMBER 17, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump Faces Challenges from Republican Leaders. Impact: As Trump's allies slowly drift away like socks in a dryer, one can only wonder if this will lead to the emergence of a new political party: The Disgruntled Former Allies Club. Membership includes free therapy sessions.. Fact: Did you know that ‘Key Allies’ is just a fancy way to say ‘people who are too scared to admit they were ever on board with that train wreck’?.
• Headline: Economic Turmoil: Rising Mortgage Rates in Britain. Impact: Soaring mortgage rates could lead to a new trend where people start living in their cars. Just think, the next big reality show could be ‘Survivor: Parking Lot Edition’!. Fact: Did you know that the British economy has been on a rollercoaster ride since the 2008 financial crisis? At this rate, we might need an amusement park to house all the ups and downs!.
• Headline: SpaceX Employees Say They Were Fired for Speaking Up About Elon Musk. Impact: If SpaceX keeps firing employees for speaking out, we may end up with a new form of space exploration where only yes-men are allowed on board. Good luck finding intelligent life outside our planet!. Fact: Did you know that Elon Musk probably has a secret island where he keeps all the people who agree with him? It’s called 'Muskland,' and they only serve sparkling water and tweets..