NOVEMBER 7, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring Silence in 'You Will Get Sick'. Impact: If this play hadn't been staged, the world might never have known that people can be paid to articulate their deepest fears. This could have led to a global shortage of honest conversations at dinner parties, leaving everyone to awkwardly discuss the weather instead.. Fact: Linda Lavin originally auditioned for the role of a talking cat in a different Off Broadway production, but thankfully, she found her way to this masterpiece instead..
• Headline: Trump and DeSantis Clash in Florida. Impact: The growing rift between Trump and DeSantis has set off a chain reaction of political memes that may eventually culminate in a reality show featuring them as roommates. Who wouldn't want to watch that trainwreck?. Fact: Dueling rallies in Florida mean twice the chance for bad hair days and questionable fashion choices. Truly, the stakes have never been higher..
• Headline: Race Question in Supreme Court Adoption Case Unnerves Tribes. Impact: This Supreme Court case could redefine how we view tribal sovereignty, potentially leading to a future where tribes might just start demanding their own national holidays. Who wouldn't want a 'Tribe Appreciation Day'?. Fact: The justices have been known to argue about whether they should wear robes or pajamas during deliberations. Decision-making is hard, you know!.
• Headline: An Engine of Upward Mobility Struggles to Capture Opportunities in Tech. Impact: If these students ever manage to break into the tech industry, we might see the rise of a new generation of innovators who will revolutionize everything from smart toasters to self-folding laundry. Or they may just continue to struggle with entry-level jobs. Fingers crossed!. Fact: CUNY's motto is 'Let Us Be Known,' which is quite ironic considering how often we misplace our keys and forget where we parked the car..