AUGUST 23, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Mar-a-Lago Document Controversy. Impact: If Trump hadn't hoarded those classified documents, maybe we'd have avoided a future where the world's most dangerous secrets are hidden under a pile of golf clubs and half-eaten cheeseburgers. Who knew a few misplaced papers could lead to a presidential treasure hunt?. Fact: Did you know that the National Archives has a better security system than Fort Knox? They just need to install a 'Do Not Enter' sign at Mar-a-Lago!.
• Headline: Social Media's Strategy Against Election Misinformation. Impact: By using a familiar playbook against misinformation, social media companies are ensuring that the next generation will still be confused by the same conspiracy theories. It's like a sequel that nobody asked for, but everyone is forced to watch.. Fact: Did you know that fact-checking on social media is like putting a Band-Aid on a broken leg? It's cute, but it's not fixing anything!.
• Headline: Economic Aid, Once Plentiful, Falls Off at a Painful Moment. Impact: As economic aid falls off, it's like watching a slow-motion train wreck where the train is filled with food and the passengers are starving. Thanks, economy, for the thrilling ride!. Fact: Did you know that food insecurity is just a fancy term for 'I guess I’m having ramen again'? Gourmet dining is overrated, right?.
• Headline: His Medium, Salted Butter. His Craft, Sublime.. Impact: Gerry Kulzer's butter sculptures could spark a new art movement, where dairy becomes the next modern canvas. Move over, Picasso; there's a new 'creamy' artist in town!. Fact: Did you know that butter sculptures are the only art form where melting is considered a compliment? Talk about a hot mess!.