AUGUST 17, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Cheney Loses to Hageman in Wyoming. Impact: This defeat was like the butterfly that flapped its wings and somehow set off a chain reaction leading to people wearing 'Make America Great Again' hats in places where you'd least expect it, like yoga classes and brunch spots.. Fact: Did you know that Cheney's defeat inspired a new line of political merchandise? Now you can buy 'I Survived the Cheney Era' t-shirts. Get yours before they're all sold out!.
• Headline: UK Inflation Hits 10.1% Amid Rising Costs. Impact: This inflation spike led to a surge in people hoarding baked beans. It’s rumored that a secret society of bean enthusiasts is now plotting to take over the world with their stockpiles.. Fact: Did you know that the last time inflation hit double digits in the UK, people started hoarding toilet paper? History really does repeat itself, just with different products!.
• Headline: Jared Kushner’s ‘Breaking History’ Is a Soulless and Very Selective Memoir. Impact: This memoir led to a new genre of literature: 'Historical Fiction Based on Selective Memories.' Readers now have the pleasure of questioning whether anything they read actually happened or was just a figment of someone’s imagination.. Fact: Did you know that memoirs are like ice cream? The more selective the flavors, the more people are likely to buy it. But too much chocolate chip cookie dough, and you might just lose your audience!.
• Headline: Tech Hacks to Make Traveling Right Now Less of a Headache. Impact: These tech hacks have turned travel into a competitive sport, with people now racing to find the best app to avoid airport chaos, while secretly plotting their revenge against the guy who hogs the armrest.. Fact: Did you know that the most popular travel hack is actually just staying home? It’s cost-effective, and the only line you have to wait in is the one for the bathroom!.