AUGUST 16, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: The Challenges of Electric Vehicle Charging. Impact: The broken chargers might just be the reason why the world is still stuck in the gas-guzzling 20th century. If only someone had invented a charger that works as well as the 'low battery' warning on your phone... then again, that would be too efficient.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'plugging in' was originally meant for charging your phone? Now it's just a reminder of your inability to plan a road trip in the era of electric cars..
• Headline: New Jersey's Historic Weekly Rodeo. Impact: Who would have thought that a rodeo in New Jersey would lead to a resurgence of cowboy culture in the suburbs? Suddenly, folks are buying cowboy hats and boots to balance their suburban boredom, proving once again that irony is the true spirit of America.. Fact: Did you know that 'Garden State' is just a fancy way of saying 'we have more than just tomatoes'? Apparently, it also includes cowboys and rodeos!.
• Headline: Walmart, After Lowering Expectations, Reports Rise in Sales. Impact: Walmart's rise in sales after lowering expectations is a masterclass in corporate psychology. If only we could apply the same strategy to our personal goals—'I expect to accomplish nothing today!' and get surprised with a six-pack instead.. Fact: Did you know that lowering expectations is the secret to happiness? Just ask anyone who's ever opened a gift from their in-laws..