JUNE 1, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: La Guardia's Terminal C Transforms Art Experience. Impact: The opening of Terminal C led to an influx of Instagram influencers who turned the terminal into a faux gallery, inadvertently boosting the airport's foot traffic and leading to the world's first airport fashion week. Who knew boarding gates could be so chic?. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more inflated than airport prices is the ego of the artist whose work you’ll be staring at while waiting for your delayed flight?.
• Headline: Hate Speech's Mainstream Surge Online. Impact: This headline marks the moment when social media algorithms decided to prioritize engagement over sanity, leading to the eventual creation of the 'Next Top Hate Speech' reality show. Spoiler alert: everyone loses!. Fact: Did you know that algorithms have feelings too? They just prefer outrage over empathy because it garners more clicks. Go figure!.
• Headline: With Cameras on Every Phone, Will Broadway’s Nude Scenes Survive?. Impact: This sparked a new era of live performances where actors wore digital cloaks to protect their modesty, ushering in the invention of holographic nudity – the only time people actually paid attention to the plot!. Fact: Did you know that the last time a nude scene made headlines, it was just because someone forgot to close the curtain during rehearsals? Art is subjective, but that was just awkward..