MAY 12, 2022

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• Headline: Milky Way's Black Hole Revealed. Impact: The revelation of the Milky Way's black hole prompted a series of events leading to an underground black hole tourism industry. By 2045, people are taking vacations to 'the edge of the void,' only to realize all they brought back were existential crises.. Fact: Did you know that black holes are just like your ex? They suck everything in and you never really know what happens after!.
• Headline: Martha Wainwright's Memoir Launch Event. Impact: Martha's tales of familial woe inspired a global trend of memoirs about second-tier relatives, leading to a surge in therapy sessions and a new genre of literature dubbed 'The Sibling Sagas.'. Fact: Did you know that every famous family has an unsung hero? They’re usually the ones taking the family photos at awkward gatherings..
• Headline: When Motherhood Is a Horror Show. Impact: The horror show of motherhood in pop culture led to a wave of mothers demanding realistic portrayals in media, inadvertently creating a new genre of horror films where the only monster is the laundry pile.. Fact: Did you know that motherhood is so terrifying it inspired a new horror genre? Just wait until they start making 'Mommy Dearest' with actual toddler tantrums..