MAY 7, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Reviving Antique Book Collecting. Impact: The rise of young book collectors has inadvertently led to a global shortage of hipster coffee table books, resulting in a drastic increase in the consumption of kale smoothies and ironic mustaches. Who knew a love for dusty tomes could lead to an uptick in overpriced brunch?. Fact: Did you know that book collecting is the only hobby where you can simultaneously feel cultured and broke? Enjoy your antique dust!.
• Headline: The Brotherhood of Innocent Convicts. Impact: The story of these inmates proved that perseverance can lead to freedom, inspiring a slew of crime dramas and documentaries. Ironically, it also led to a surge in prison-themed escape room businesses, where you can experience the thrill of incarceration without the actual criminal record.. Fact: Did you know that if you put 'Escape from Alcatraz' on your resume, it might just help you land a job in a 'team-building' environment? Talk about a killer experience!.
• Headline: Where Does the Anti-Abortion Movement Go After Roe?. Impact: The anti-abortion movement's new direction has stirred up a hornet's nest of political activism, leading to a bizarre future where protesting is considered a competitive sport. In 20 years, we might see the first Anti-Abortion Olympics, complete with synchronized chanting and protest sign decorating contests.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more contentious than this debate is trying to find a parking spot at a protest? It’s like a twisted game of musical chairs—except the music is just shouting..