APRIL 23, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Global Covid Vaccination Efforts Decline. Impact: If only we had vaccinated the world faster, the butterfly effect might have led to a utopia where people wore masks as a fashion statement instead of a health precaution. But alas, we missed that memo, and now we’re stuck in a reality where the only thing spreading faster than the virus is misinformation.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more contagious than Covid is the desire to keep scrolling through social media while ignoring health guidelines? Who needs a vaccine when you have TikTok dances?.
• Headline: Supreme Court Weighs Coach's Prayer Rights. Impact: Coach Kennedy's case may lead to a future where high school football games resemble religious revival meetings, complete with end-zone sermons and divine timeouts. Just wait until the referee starts calling fouls on 'sins' instead of penalties.. Fact: Did you know that in some states, praying on the field counts as a personal foul? Too bad they don’t have a rule for overly aggressive prayer requests during halftime..
• Headline: A New Set of Tastemakers Finds Inspiration in Shakers. Impact: The revival of Shaker ideals in contemporary culture might just create a new trend where people live in minimalistic tiny homes, making 'less is more' the new 'more is more.' Watch out, IKEA—your customers are about to get really into wooden furniture and silence.. Fact: Did you know the Shakers were famous for their simple living and a lack of procreation? Guess they were the original hipsters, living in the moment and ignoring the pressures of family life before it was cool..
• Headline: The End of the All-Male, All-White Cockpit. Impact: As airlines scramble to diversify, we might see the emergence of pilot training programs that double as diversity workshops. Expect the next flight announcement to include a heartfelt TED Talk about inclusivity before the safety demo.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'co-pilot' literally means 'the person who helps you not crash'? Fun fact: it’s not just a job title; it’s a life philosophy!.