MARCH 21, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Toronto's Tech Boom Unveiled. Impact: As Toronto's tech boom takes off, it inspires a massive migration of hipsters seeking artisanal coffee, resulting in an unprecedented global shortage of avocados by 2025. Who knew tech could lead to this fruit crisis?. Fact: Toronto is now the only city where you can pay $10 for a cup of coffee while simultaneously coding a revolutionary app. Welcome to the future!.
• Headline: Biden's Initiative Against Shipping Price Hikes. Impact: Biden's targeting of shipping companies leads to a worldwide 'Shipping Wars' reality TV show, where cargo ships compete for the title of 'Fastest Freight'—because nothing screams economic recovery like reality TV.. Fact: Inflation is like that one friend who always shows up uninvited to parties and never knows when to leave. Thanks, Biden!.
• Headline: Edward Holmes: Virus Hunter in Wuhan Market. Impact: Edward Holmes’ work in Wuhan sets off a chain reaction, leading to a new genre of action movies titled 'Virus Hunter,' where scientists save the world with their lab coats and intellect. Hollywood loves a good trope!. Fact: It turns out, 'virus hunter' isn’t a title you can put on a business card—unless you want to be permanently single..
• Headline: Behind the Killings of Homeless Men, Portraits of 3 Lives Derailed. Impact: The tragic killings of homeless men lead to the establishment of national 'Mental Health Days', making everyone realize that mental illness is a serious issue—right after they finish binge-watching another season of their favorite show.. Fact: Mental illness has existed as long as humans have, but it takes a tragedy for society to finally pay attention. Because, priorities..