MARCH 4, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Trump's Election Loss Awareness Investigated. Impact: If Trump had simply accepted his loss, perhaps TikTok would have been less of a political battleground and more of a dance-off platform. Who knows, we might have avoided a few cringe-worthy TikTok political debates?. Fact: Did you know that in a parallel universe, Trump is a successful game show host instead? Apparently, that timeline is full of less drama and more awkward pauses..
• Headline: Asian American Women in Food Entrepreneurship. Impact: This whole fiasco with Asian American women entrepreneurs battling trolls might just lead to a future where social media is a safe space for everyone, creating a utopia where only cute cat videos dominate our feeds. Yeah, right!. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'troll' originally meant something much cuter and less aggressive. Imagine if they just stuck to being adorable creatures under bridges instead..
• Headline: The Starrett-Lehigh Building, at 90, Prepares for Its Future. Impact: As this building reinvents itself, we could end up in a future where even historical landmarks start wearing skinny jeans and holding yoga classes, because why not?. Fact: The Starrett-Lehigh Building once housed a company that manufactured the first-ever light bulbs. It's now preparing for a future where they might just host Instagram influencers instead..
• Headline: Why So Many People Became Real Estate Agents in the Pandemic. Impact: The pandemic turned home-selling into a gold rush, which may lead to a future where everyone is a real estate agent, and the only thing selling faster than homes are the 'how to be a real estate agent' masterclasses.. Fact: Did you know that the average real estate agent has the same chance of becoming a millionaire as your cat has of learning to play the piano? Spoiler: Neither is likely!.