MARCH 1, 2022

Full News Archive

• Headline: Debate Over T. Rex Species Classification. Impact: If paleontologists keep breaking T. Rex into three species, we might end up with a dinosaur version of the Kardashians—each with their own reality show and social media following. Imagine T. Rex's cousin, the 'T. Rex Jr.' trying to sell dino-grams on Instagram!. Fact: Did you know that the T. Rex’s tiny arms are often the subject of jokes? But honestly, who needs arms when you're the size of a bus?.
• Headline: ‘In Love,’ a Novelist’s Powerful Memoir About a Happy Marriage and an Assisted Suicide. Impact: This memoir could inspire a future where assisted suicide is discussed openly, leading to an odd trend of couples planning their 'going out' parties. Imagine the invites: 'Join us for a celebration of life, and just in case, a celebration of death!'. Fact: Did you know that the concept of assisted suicide has been around for centuries? It's like the world's oldest 'get out of jail free card'—but with much heavier emotional baggage..
• Headline: Seeking Truth and Justice, Chinese See Themselves in a Chained Woman. Impact: This chained woman symbolizes resistance, potentially sparking a revolution where people start chaining themselves to problems instead of solutions. Imagine the traffic jams—literally and figuratively!. Fact: Did you know that human trafficking is often described as a modern form of slavery? Because apparently, some people think they can own others like they're collectible action figures. Spoiler alert: they're not!.