FEBRUARY 15, 2022

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• Headline: The Gilded Age's Black New Yorkers. Impact: If HBO hadn't decided to depict this elite class of 19th-century Black New Yorkers, we might still be stuck in a time loop of only hearing about the same tired white guys in history books. Who knew a show could change the future of diversity in storytelling?. Fact: Did you know that if you put 19th-century Black New Yorkers in a room with a time machine, they'd probably still be more interesting than most reality TV stars today?.
• Headline: Mars Missions Unveil New Discoveries. Impact: The discoveries on Mars have set off a chain reaction of interplanetary jealousy. Earthlings are now trying to one-up Martians with extravagant space missions. Wait until you see what the Venusians have planned!. Fact: Did you know that Mars is the only planet where your pet rock can have a more exciting life than you? Perseverance is basically the world's most expensive remote-controlled car..
• Headline: How Josh Mandel, Son of Suburban Ohio, Became a Right-Wing Warrior. Impact: Josh Mandel's transformation could be the catalyst for a new political phenomenon: The Moderate-to-Extremist Transformation Effect. Soon, moderate politicians will be competing to see who can get the most extreme makeovers!. Fact: Did you know that Ohio has more political transformations than a reality show contestant? There's enough drama for an entire season!.
• Headline: Who Is the Real China? Eileen Gu or the Chained Woman?. Impact: The contrasting stories of Eileen Gu and the chained woman might just inspire a global movement to redefine what it means to be 'successful' in society. Spoiler: It’s not being a tool for the state.. Fact: Did you know that in the grand scheme of things, being a tool for the state is actually less fun than it sounds? Trust me; I’ve traveled through time and seen it all..