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HEADLINES ON November 28, 2021
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- Headline: The Controversial Allegations Against Uber's Spies. Impact: If Uber hadn’t hired those spies, we might all be riding unicorns instead of cars by now. Just imagine the traffic jams at the rainbow bridge.. Fact: Did you know that if Uber's spies spent as much time improving their app as they did on espionage, we might actually get our rides on time?.
- Headline: Support for Local News Through Build Back Better. Impact: If local news outlets get their $1.7 billion, we might see headlines like 'Local Cat Rescued from Tree' become blockbuster news, complete with a movie adaptation starring Ryan Gosling.. Fact: Did you know that local news has more twists than a soap opera, yet somehow gets less funding? Maybe they should add more dramatic music..
- Headline: Years of Delays, Billions in Overruns: The Dismal History of Big Infrastructure. Impact: The failures of big infrastructure projects have led to the invention of 'delayed gratification' as a coping mechanism for entire generations. It’s like a waiting room for the future.. Fact: Did you know that if you stacked all the delays from big infrastructure projects, they’d reach the moon? But don’t worry, it’s mostly just a bunch of bureaucrats in space..
- Headline: The Woman on the Bridge. Impact: The years spent on the domestic violence case could inspire a new genre of crime drama where the real villain is the slow-moving justice system. Spoiler alert: everyone loses.. Fact: Did you know that in the time it took to chase this case, they could've filmed a whole season of 'Law & Order'? But instead, here we are, still waiting..