NOVEMBER 25, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Peng Shuai's Accusation Shakes China. Impact: Peng Shuai's brave accusation unleashed a tidal wave of scrutiny in China, leading to the eventual rise of a thousand amateur tennis players who suddenly thought they could take on a government official with just a racket and a dream.. Fact: If only tennis rackets had magical powers to solve political issues. Maybe we should start a league!.
• Headline: Vaccines Bring Relief to Families with Kids. Impact: The alleviation of anxiety from vaccinating children led to an unprecedented surge in family game nights, resulting in a dramatic increase in board game sales and a subsequent shortage of Monopoly pieces across the nation.. Fact: Families rejoiced so much they might have forgotten how to play without bickering over rules. Welcome back to the chaos!.
• Headline: G.O.P. Cements Hold on Legislatures in Battleground States. Impact: The G.O.P.’s grip on battleground states created a ripple effect leading to the establishment of 'Gerrymandering 101', a new elective in high schools where students learn how to draw district lines like their political futures depend on it.. Fact: Turns out, the real winners in politics are the map-makers. Who knew cartography could be so cutthroat?.
• Headline: ‘Licorice Pizza’ Review: California Dreaming and Scheming. Impact: The release of 'Licorice Pizza' caused a nostalgic surge of 1970s fashion trends, including an alarming re-emergence of polyester and questionable hairstyles that might just be the real reason for climate change.. Fact: Spoiler: The film has more awkward teenage moments than a high school dance. Just imagine the cringes!.