NOVEMBER 22, 2021

Full News Archive

• Headline: Netflix Aims for Blockbuster Success. Impact: Netflix's decision to chase blockbusters led to an overwhelming influx of superhero films, which triggered a parallel universe where a group of rogue squirrels became the most popular film stars, leaving humans in the dust.. Fact: Did you know that Netflix originally started by mailing DVDs? Imagine if we had a time capsule containing those awkward 'please return' envelopes—what a thrill!.
• Headline: Confession of Malcolm X's Assassin. Impact: The assassination of Malcolm X set off a chain reaction that influenced civil rights movements worldwide, eventually leading to a future where historians debate whether time travel should be banned to prevent meddling with pivotal events.. Fact: Mujahid Abdul Halim’s confession is one of the few cases where someone actually admitted guilt—unlike most politicians during a debate..
• Headline: Rising Virus Cases Before Thanksgiving Gatherings. Impact: The rise in virus cases during Thanksgiving caused everyone to rethink their holiday gatherings, creating a future where virtual turkey dinners became the norm, and the phrase 'pass the stuffing' was redefined to mean sending a Zoom link.. Fact: It’s ironic that people are more willing to travel for Thanksgiving than to get a flu shot—who knew stuffing yourself with turkey was a bigger priority than stuffing your arm with a needle?.
• Headline: Biden Sticks With Powell as Fed Chair, Resisting Political Pressure. Impact: Biden's loyalty to Powell reinforced a tradition of Fed chairs that has spanned decades, ultimately leading to a future where economic stability is a myth, and people barter with avocado toast instead of currency.. Fact: Sticking with Powell is like rewatching the same season of a show: you know how it ends, but you can't resist the drama of economic fluctuations..